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Deconstructing Woody

Deconstructing Woody:
Woody Allen Relevant as Ever
Created by jk the secret keeper
Created & Posted 04.06.13

Woody Allen invites the legendary conservative icon William Buckley on his show. Discuss the late 1960s and take questions from the audience. Quality of tape not great but visually okay. Conversations and answers are quite amusing and laugh out loud funny. Some of the discussion is actually relevant to today. jk the secret keeper

Woody Allen vs William F. Buckley Jr. — FUNNY

An interview of Woody Allen by a French Journalist. Some of the interview is in French (en Francais) when the interviewer is just speaking to the audience. Woody speaks English with French subtitles. Quite understandable if you only speak English. You do not miss the content of the interview. It does not interfere listening through the French. Very Enjoyable. A great many clips from Woody’s films which are entertaining and memorable, especially if you are regular viewer of his films but fun even if you haven’t seen a great many of his films. I’m an avid fan so it is fun for me to see so many of those moments from so many of his films from the past. I have watched and been a fan of Woody Allen’s since forever and have seen all of his films. I wish there was a way to see what he did before he became a film maker. That was long before my time. I found this video quite enlightening and entertaining. I feel this video and what it discusses is quite relevant to the world of today. Woody discusses pretty much everything you can think of in this interview. jk the secret keeper

Woody Allen (Rare Interview 1979 — 61mn.) by a French Journalist

I will add the comment that I support him and find that we share a great deal in common in relation to our thinking and beliefs in life and the relevancy of the views we have on life. The controversy he went through many years back I feel was blown out of proportion. What he may have done, many of those in my life feel they cannot respect him and when I mention my love for his films they reject wanting to have anything to do with him. Everyone believes what they will and likes what they will like. I believe Woody and have enjoyed him though out my life. I am also a huge fan of Mia Farrow and was greatly disappointed that their relationship had to end the way in which it did. Life has gone on. Woody is happy with his wife and their children. They are enjoying their lives together. That is what is important. I will not apologize for my belief in him.

I am fascinated with his interest in psychoanalysis and portraying it in his films. We both share that fascination. Being analyzed has been quite important in my life. To understand one’s self is quite enlightening and it helps to live one’s life more fully.

I hope you take the time to view the complete video. If not all at once. Do come back and listen as you have the time. It will be well worth your time. jk the secret keeper

QUOTATIONS on COMEDY:

“Life doesn’t make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy’s job is to point out that it doesn’t make sense, and that it doesn’t make much difference anyway.”
― Eric Idle

“My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.” ― Chelsea Handler

“It’s like a fairy tale. . . on crack!” ― Hillary DePiano

“[Comedies], in the ancient world, were regarded as of a higher rank than tragedy, of a deeper truth, of a more difficult realization, of a sounder structure, and of a revelation more complete. The happy ending of the fairy tale, the myth, and the divine comedy of the soul, is to be read, not as a contradiction, but as a transcendence of the universal tragedy of man…. Tragedy is the shattering of the forms and of our attachments to the forms; comedy, the wild and careless, inexhaustible joy of life invincible.” ― Joseph Campbell

“He stares at me, and then leans back in his chair. “He’s ill, Jacob.”
I say nothing.
“He’s a paragon schnitzophonic.”
“He’s what?!”
“Paragon schnitzophonic,” repeats Uncle Al.
“You mean paranoid schizophrenic?”
“Sure. Whatever. But the bottom line is he’s mad as a hatter…”
― Sara Gruen, Water for Elephants

“Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.” ― Carroll Bryant

“Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I’m not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we’re doing here.” ― Alan Rickman

“Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink.” ― Melodie Campbell

“People who try to pretend they’re superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are.” ― Hyacinth Bucket

“Come here, let me share a bit of wisdom with you.
Have you given much thought to our mortal condition?
Probably not. Why would you? Well, listen.
All mortals owe a debt to death.
There’s no one alive
who can say if he will be tomorrow.
Our fate moves invisibly! A mystery.
No one can teach it, no one can grasp it.
Accept this! Cheer up! Have a drink!
But don’t forget Aphrodite–that’s one sweet goddess.
You can let the rest go. Am I making sense?
I think so. How about a drink.
Put on a garland. I’m sure
the happy splash of wine will cure your mood.
We’re all mortal you know. Think mortal.
Because my theory is, there’s no such thing as life,
it’s just catastrophe.”
― Anne Carson

“Some people fight fire with fire. I’ve found water to be more effective.”
― Adrianne Ambrose, Confessions of a Virgin Sacrifice

“Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that this marks the first step towards the fall of man … To be fair, their arguments are backed with scientific fact taken from documentary films such as The Terminator, The Matrix, and RoboCop.” ― Weston Locher, Musings on Minutiae

“Poetry is only the highest eloquence of passion, the most vivid form of expression that can be given to our conception of anything, whether pleasurable or painful, mean or dignified, delightful or distressing. It is the perfect coincidence of the image and the words with the feeling we have, and of which we cannot get rid in any other way, that gives an instant “satisfaction to the thought.” This is equally the origin of wit and fancy, of comedy and tragedy, of the sublime and pathetic.” ― William Hazlitt

“At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted.” ― Eric Idle

“I don’t believe in virgin sacrifice. It encourages promiscuity at an early age”
― Adrianne Ambrose, Confessions of a Virgin Sacrifice

“You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it”
― Bill Hicks

“Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ “I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.” ― Dick Gregory

“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
― Stephen Wright

“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.” ― Lauren Myracle

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
― Isaac Asimov

“If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
― Steven Wright

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.” ― Lily Tomlin

“Be what you would seem to be – or, if you’d like it put more simply – never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.” ― Lewis Carroll

do you love me? #27

Do You Love Me?
By Jennifer Kiley
Trans-Graphics by j. kiley
& Shawn MacKenzie
11.26.12
November Mouth of the Verse 30 days 30 verses #27

une flame du dragon © j. kiley 2012

Do You Love Me?
By Jennifer Kiley
11.26.12. #27

Do You love me?
Our mind ponders
Quests for love
Often obsess our souls

Driving us mad
Raining in our brain
Drowning from the pain
Remind me what our love was

When You are in love
Falling in love
Nothing makes sense
The mind ceases simple processes

Love passionately
Stops our ability
To think thoughts
Clarity vanishes

A day’s future arrives
Love so heated vanished
Once a constant
Memories left remain

Where did the love go?
It kept you awake
Enough wasn’t enough
Now it matters not satisfaction

The body craves arousal
It’s more in vain to wait
Release is only partially
The need that’s addictive

Love gets confused for sex
No similarities compare
Orgasms release rushing blood
Responding blissfully sated

Making love a euphemism
Gentility way to preserve
Animalistic magnetism
Cravings must be observed

Do You love me?
Answering yes is expected
Any other won’t do after sex
Would be impolite to say no

Love is separate from sex
A feeling rises up from deep inside
Real love is wild unexpecting
Drives you crazy filled with desire

Talking while love’s in your heart
Creates a strong inner connection
Blasts brains from their mind
Love unexpected is true madness

Your reward a life driven insane
A moment in time may change
Everything that’s protected is gone
Your life will stop being your own

© Jennifer Kiley 2012

vider la promenade avec moi © S. MacKenzie 2012

do you love me-the contours
special treat-dance scene from “Dirty Dancing”
with Jennifer grey and Patrick Swayze
as Jenny Field’s would say (one of my favorite lines)
from the John Irving book: “The World According to Garp” “it’s lust…”

i will lay me down

i will lay me down
by jennifer kiley

jumped the 600

#4 – 2009
by jennifer kiley

that which attracts you
carries you through a euphoria
when possession is allowed freedom
the moment passes and sanity returns
and who would want a life absent of
deep connection and beauty

#5 – 2009

music holds the memories
the story from moments not forgotten
and what of us and now
always becoming the past

following the path toward understanding
guiding all who will listen
to songs of tenderness
kindness and generosity

caring for the souls
lost damaged in need
touched by the goddess
who gives the gift to heal

to the fortunate ones
who listen to the testaments
and with love
shares natures giving power

and healing begins again
and again as the path unwinds

#6 – 2009

abuse ruined sex
confused love
caused a rage
that goes unspoken

#7 – 2009

you ease the words out of me
the thought of you listening
fills me with an insecure love
afraid feelings will scare you

#12 – 2009

the lessons have been harsh
tested on the very young in us
leaving blank the knowledge
we are seeking to find

what are the answers
without the questions
too young to understand
stripped of our innocence
left with nothing
to cover our shame

awakening before growth
before joy could hold us
before celebration was part of us

our consciousness was trashed
buried nightmares remained
no capacity to understand

our realness stolen
causing visions…depression…anxiety
and breakdowns

others have tried to make us see
but all unravels again and again

you are the demon…the rapist
the soul thief
you haunt children…stalk them
watch their childhood
disappear from existence
anger lives in its place
where play should cheer

our insides with balloons
excite us to feel the fantasies
should lighten our dreams

you do not belong in our minds
leading us through the silence
keeping your secrets
like night the shadows

we hear your voice
we feel your poison
in our body
on our body

the silence must be spoken
your threats weakened
your warnings of death
to keep your secrets
you must eat them
choke on them

we are working hard
to rid us from your control
it is strong what you have done
but we have found many
who are spell breakers

we are learning to trust them
with their help we will destroy you
and the destruction you achieved

the healers give us strength
and teach us the ways to feel the love

the nightmares will diminish
the ghostly images will fade
and confidence will rule.

#11 – 2009

love touch
sex touch
confusion
recognizing either
neither is known

#6 – 2009

abuse ruined sex
confused love
caused a rage
that goes unspoken

#33 – 2009

I had a hold on my life
but it broke

these are poems i wrote three years ago. they still fit into today’s reality. there has been some growth and my creative world has been resurrected. finding a way to communicate what travels around inside, releases the demons slowly, but at least they know where they are not welcome. i am growing my life in a different way now. and the encouragement i am receiving is greatly contributing to my ability to heal. learning about love. understanding what it really is can be confusing and scary but it does feel good to know such caring and wonderful people love me. i feel like sally field’s sometimes when she accepted her oscar and she said: “you love me. you really love me.” when i am able to believe, then i can allow myself to feel the love, not just coming to me but inside of me. and i am able to pay the love forward when it is given to me. there is still confusion but i am working toward understanding and acceptance. i will keep learning and growing and giving back from the love that is given to me. i just have to remember not to be afraid of love, especially when it is coming from someone i trust. i know love because of them. jennifer kiley ~the secret keeper~

bridge over troubled water-simon and garfunkel